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Did you know that the Googlers Adam Lasnik and John Mueller, the noted SEO Jill Whalen, and the person who invented SEM Danny Sullivan are following every word that John writes?

I have developed a long list of software that actually does a great job of speeding up your computer. By the time you are through with my recommended restoration process, your computer will both load faster, as well as run faster.

People operating websites wear many different hats. But, just because a person who calls themselves an SEO are engaged in a number of different activities doesn’t automatically mean that everything that they do should be considered SEO. Perhaps, what it actually means is that they are running a tiny one man operation?

Safe Mode alone, in most cases, will restore your Windows XP personal computer to a good enough condition, for you to be able to begin using your computer normally again, even if not all of the Windows XP features are still working.

Ranking well in the SERPs has nothing to do with earning trust. Authority sites only look impressive on Google listings. Google knows nothing about truth, nor trust. Google is interested in how a webpage behaves, as well as in the traffic patterns of actual Web surfers.

John H. Gohde would like to ask Johannes Mueller why he wasn’t smart enough to compact his GSiteCrawler database files after generating each new sitemap, if he is such a great programming wizard?

Chuckling all the way, this roving reporter submits a Sphinn that will surely win the hearts and souls of all the lovely SEMs who need to be constantly cleansed from their daily toil.